Hello, I am Jen , also known as jenny wren and chief girl of the simpson. I am of course very proud of my man's achievements thus far and hope to support him in his next venture  in the name of fun and charity.

I have achieved my main mission this year by getting the Simpson to move to brighton to join me by the seaside. I am a Pastry chef and I have been living and working in Brighton since last summer. One of my main loves in life is cake, ealing and creating!! I hope to start my own cake business one day at which point I will get rich and my friends will get fat!!!

Like Tim I am a veracious carnivore and love to go survival camping and feast on a bit of choice roadkill!! I find this activity particually important now I am working in brighton's most prestigious veggie restaurant, Squirrels watch out!!!!!!!

If you'd like me to make you a cake, then drop me an email at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it or post a message on the site.

Chosen Charity - Wellchild  - the UK charity dedicated to the needs of sick children and families.